joanashino:

Not Your Fantasy © Shino

Being fetishized is not cool. Saying “I always had a thing for girls that *look* like you” is not cool. Stop. Ew. Get away from me.




mininimi:

we all want makoto to be our coach  (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)




ninjasexfarty:

Important, always-relevant comic done by the wonderful Ursa Eyer.







jawnsolo:

ninjawear:

howtodresswell:

would u punch a kid for $500,000

shit I’ll do it for $10

i’ll give you $10 to let me punch a kid




portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’” 

Bethlehem, PA

 




franerys:

katiebpeters:

chloereneeeee:

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”




blackoutballad:

jade bby! in an amalgam of fashion details i keep thinking about 

a lot of my stuff has been featuring green lately hmmm




eridan-breivik:

spookycrockercorpjadeharley:

tempospooky:

SO I MADE HEADCANON HANDWRITING

KANKRI.

mituna is literally me though




cyberpark:

"can you wrap this present for me"
“yeah sure”
image




undared:

I don’t want to know anymore




unclefather:

toxicmp3:

he had to ask the audience

you better toil, shrew




askmoonmoon:

stellaxtine:

pep pep

smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog




manicbotanic:

I, for one, welcome our future Indian-Chinese lesbian cyborg president.




kingkimochi:

completely irrelevant but look how cute my phone is :3c


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